ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.

a-lot-like-larry:

When one of your favorite fics is deleted

boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

cassidyswan:

me: *looks at favorite characters* *wipes away tears* you deserved so much better 

lesbianvenom:

ladies, your standards for men should be steve rogers. if a dude says something to you or does something that steve rogers would never say or do, drop him. drop him so hard he freezes into an ice cube underwater only to be found nearly 70 years later. let steve rogers be ur standard for guys.

solluxsucksdick:

sup fellow straight types! sure is nice to heterosexual

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

souljannoying:

in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

vampireswillbutthurtyou:

don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song

bloodcaste:

johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.